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Aaron: So what is Earth Day Anyways... Explain it....

Jimmy:

You laugh at the earth for being dumb and not killing humans yet. I usually enjoy this holyest of days by burning trash, cutting down a few small helpless trees melting plastic and spraying airosal cans into the sky. So remember kids steal your parents keys and start up that suv because its earth day