Morbidly Obese Black Man with Diabetes in a Wheel Chair... is about to get made fun of

So I was at the bus stop today and saw this manatee, I mean reeeeeaally fat black guy, in a wheel chair. He is so fat that just one of his legs takes up an entire sleeping bag. I hope he knows that sleeping bag could house an entire Mexican family. And when I said wheelchair, I was mistaken; it's actually the launch pad for the space shuttle. My next thought was, "Why is he wearing gloves?". I mean, he has enough fat on his body so that he never gets cold and I doubt the launch pad is manually operated, so it's not like he would develop calluses from spinning the wheels.