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new word: wreckmanomics
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Writing a blog is easy when other people do it for you
Aaron: So what is Earth Day Anyways... Explain it....
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Friday, April 3, 2009
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(As in: That party was a bust, not in terms of ejaculation)
Monday, March 9, 2009
This Girl Thinks She's Going to Medical School
This conversation occurred after I told her only small asian girls could get admitted to medical school
Michael
you didnt see the new law that got passed?
12:37amNicole
which?
12:37amMichael
well, since medical schools are so crowded
12:38amNicole
oh fuck you, youre being sarcastic
12:38amMichael
they are now only letting in small people
12:38amNicole
HAHA
12:38amMichael
and males are too aggressive for most medical fields
i.e. pediatrician
12:38amNicole
haha
12:39amMichael
and since asian people only eat rice, they dont have to worry about feeding them in residency
so
the only people that get let in are small asian girls
12:39amNicole
ahaha
youre ridiculous
but also hilarious, i'll admit
12:41amMichael
i know
you're better off for knowing me
12:42amNicole
haha
we'll see about that
and if youre business
enjoy your cubicle
which will eventually lead to an office
12:43amMichael
corner office
12:43amNicole
that will continue to have four walls and maybe a window for the rest of your career
12:43amMichael
with a hot secretary
12:43amNicole
and you can stew in your insanely individualistic lifestyle
where you follow a type of politics known only to the businessman
know as the "i dont really care what happens in the rest of the world as long as im making money and my stocks are doing well"
12:45amMichael
yea how did you know?
live in a gated community away from the riff raff
trophy wife
2.2 kids
12:45amNicole
ew
12:46amMichael
well not literally 2.2 kids
its a statistic
but if i have a kid thats a midget
that is totally cool with me
12:46amNicole
oh dont worry, im referring to the gated community and trophy wife
12:46amMichael
i accept all people equall
y
12:46amNicole
haha
12:46amMichael
what is wrong with a gated community and trophy wife
dont you want a trophy husband?
12:46amNicole
im glad you felt the need to assert that
12:46amMichael
or do you want to be a trophy wife?
thats prob the only reason you're going to med school
get your claws into some brain surgeon while he least suspects it
12:47amNicole
gated communities are a waste of money and were created so people could justify living in their own little bubbles of what they want life to be like
not if i get to be the surgeon first
and i want a husband with a brain
12:48amMichael
that you put in his head?
as a brain surgeon
12:48amNicole
which is not something i think of when i hear "trophy husband"
12:48amMichael
slowdown dr frankenstein
12:48amNicole
hahaah
12:50amNicole
well regardless of the guy
i still think gated communities are bullshit
12:50amMichael
why
12:50amNicole
but thats just my opinion
i just told you
^^^^ up there
12:51amMichael
umm
gates can keep minorities out
you've obvi never been to usc
12:52amNicole
aha
lol i havent
but i hate that youre playing devils advocate with me